Friday, June 2, 2006

Nicole Ritchie "dangerously fat"

DEFAMER - New photos of Nicole Ritchie reveal her looking dangerously overweight and in need of a new diet or at the very least, some dieting drugs designed for racing horses.

The new shots of her walking on the beach reveal dangerous signs that include her upper thighs nearly rubbing against each other when she walks and a quite unflattering lack of 'just below the skin' bone definition.

"I am very worried," said one leading dietician, "Nicole is an idol to many young girls around the world. If she starts putting on weight so that her body goes to a 'natural' state there's no way of telling what message this may send."

Another leading expert put it more succinctly.
"If Nicole stops trying to look like an underfed prepubescent girl ready to blow anyone to score some heroin, women around the world might as well give up and wear burkhas. And then the freaking muslims will win. Game over America."

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