Bet Obama wishes he picked Hillary now

Makes you wonder what kind of difference it would have made if Barack Obama had chosen Hillary?

After all the agonising they end up picking some bland old guy as the VP nominee. Of course, they couldn't pick Hillary because... well... what was the reason again?

Instead he picks an old guy called Biden so that the democrat card goes from a man who surname sounds a bit like a terrorist to a team that sounds just a bit more like him. Did anyone in the Democrats crack campaign marketing team sit down and put the names of their two candidates together and realise they had to promote the "Obama Biden" team. Why not just say "Vote Terrorists" 

So suddenly, there's the oportunity for the Republicans to pick someone that 50% of the population outside of New York and Los Angeles will vote for. And they do it. Who's the main candidate again? Something about frozen chips. Oh yes, that's it McCain. He'll make a good running mate to Sarah Palin if he lives until November.

If the U.S was still relevant to the rest of the world I'd be a bit more concerned.

Celebratory Ten Thousand hits special entry

ITS ALL LIES LAND - Champagne corks popped all over the It's All Lies offices yesterday as the site achieved ten thousand hits without a single new entry between the 11th of February 2008 and today, Monday the 22nd of September.

And what were the three main entries responsible for over 50% of the hits? I won't tell you exactly, but I will say that they all involve Heath Ledger and the Scientology plot behind his death.

Ah, people read the strangest things. And when they're not doing that, they're reading "It's All Lies".