ITS ALL LIES - As fake as Tara Reid's left nipple and maybe even more fun to watch as it walks unsupported down the street, the It's All Lies blog celebrated it's 100th posting today.Tara Reid was ecstatic that a blog celebrating everything false in the world had made it to triple figures.
"I'm even more ecstatic that the Editor chose to celebrate the fact by repeating the photo of me on the red carpet with my left nipple swinging in the breeze that inspired the creation of this blog."Contributors from It's All Lies have been busy celebrating the achievement and were last seen mixing amphetimines with Absynthe while standing on the Santa Monica pier proclaiming "Santa is an anagram of Satan and Monica is an anagram of Am Coin."
Once again, thank Tara, thank you to your nipple and thank you to the plastic surgeon who removed all sensation from your breast thus ensuring you wouldn't notice there was no fabric pushing against it.
To 100 more.
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