THE SUN - Dannii Minogue, sister of international pop sensation Kylie, called a press conference today to tell the world there is something she can do better than her more talented and gifted sister.Unfortunately, nobody could be bothered to attend so we can't tell you what it was that Dannii said she could do better.
In lieu of any facts, It's All Lies has drawn up this rather inconclusive list of things that make Dannii better than Kylie.
1. She has a really talented famous sister - Kylie doesn't have that.
2. There are less degrees of separation between her and the cast of Charmed.
3a. She married Julian McMahon.
3b. She divorced Julian McMahon.
4. She has a really talented famous sister - Kylie doesn't have that.
5. Kylie may have kicked cancer but Dannii didn't get cancer in the first place.
6. There are far more nude, topless and FMH style shots of her on the internet. Suprisingly, most of them can be found on her official web site. Try finding one of Kylie.
7. She was selected for Young Talent Time - Kylie wasn't. How this is a good thing I am not entirely sure.
8. She didn't release Locomotion or Especially for You... or quite a number of songs in Kylie's catalogue that are actually quite awful if you sit down and really think about it.
9. She has a really talented famous sister - Kylie doesn't have that.
10. It's All Lies has written a top ten list about how she is better than her sister.
Any further reasons why Dannii is better than Kylie in comments to this post please (or brown envelopes).
Coming next, why William Baldwin is better than Alex Baldwin.
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