Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have sent out an urgent black-market plea to sell their newborn baby.
"The thing is," said Angelina, "I really set out from the start to create a rainbow family, you know, a family with kids from all around the world."
"But as the song quite clearly states, a rainbow comprises 'red and yellow and pink and green, orange and purple and blue.' There is absolutely no mention of white and as a woman of my word, I'm afraid the kid has gotta go."
Bidding for the child is expected to fetch into the millions. However in their grand tradition, the Jolie-Pitts will be donating all proceeds from Shiloh's sale to charity.
For more details visit www.sellshiloh.com
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