KRAKOW, Poland - Pope Benedict XVI (aka Pope Bendie) yesterday expressed disappointment over his visit to Auschwitz."I thought it sounded like Disney World, but I turn up and no rides are working. There wasn't even anyone there to buy a ticket from."
Clearly, the shock of the location was getting to him.
"I really wanted to go on the railway carriage that goes into the windowless building. That looks like fun. A lot of my German colleagues at the Vatican have always said how much fun it was to watch other people taking the ride all those years ago."
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