LOS ANGELES TIMES - In another exclusive, It's All Lies can reveal that defamer.com readers have been incredibly pissed off over the timing of the Branjelina baby.
Happening inconsiderately in Africa at what would have been late Friday night LA time, defamer.com readers have had to go two full days without any "news" regarding Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's baby Shiloh Nouvel.
"I can't believe it. I trust defamer.com to have all the gossip first. But here I am two days later and the most recent posting is about David Hasslehoff... which isn't all bad I suppose. I might have to read the New York Times or go to the BBC web site to get some information and that just doesn't make sense."
The editor of defamer.com, Mark Lisanti was not available for comment. If he had been, he would have written something in defamer.com by now.
the most recent posting can be found below.
· Idol Finale: David Hasselhoff chokes up as everyone grabs a piece of what's left of K
atharine McPhee. Tori Spelling picks up some day work, and 36 million tune in to watch the the chubby, old dude take it all.· Kevin Reilly is almost positive he's made up his mind now.
· If Jared Leto isn't gay as a goose, he should prepare to come face to face with an angry gay mob, hoisting rainbow-colored pitchforks and demanding he be cooked.
· Jay Roach mourns the loss of his $112 million gigglefest.
· Britney Spears: angry poet, waxy superstar.
· Journey through the incredible origin myth of Brett Ratner, mutant hack.
· Glazed dumpling Brandon Davis gets an earful from an irate Team Firecrotch player, then releases a retraction of his every regrettable, vagina-freckle put-down.
· Brandon Routh gets some very hetero, public superplay, but Superman's still got rainbows flying out of his manicured hands.
· Dr. 90210 karate-chops the dementia out of an 80-year-old in-flight menace.
· As soon as Wolverine gets out his cage, he makes a beeline for the nearest ship full of horny sailors.
· Katie Holmes' spoon-dug tunnel almost complete.
· For your consideration...and deep concern.
· Faye Dunaway opts not to be fixed in post.
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