Sunday, May 28, 2006

Angelina Jolie gives birth to baby girl in Africa while filming in Finland

LOS ANGELES TIMES - In what was arguably the most anticipated delivery in the world since the birth of Jesus (or Geri Halliwell's daughter Bluebell Madonna), Angelina Jolie gave birth to Brad Pitt's daughter Saturday in Africa, Pitt’s publicist announced.

Jolie's publicist has denied the reports but that's only because she's still denying that Jolie is pregnant or attached to Brad Pitt in any way, shape or form.
"The night of May 27, 2006 in Namibia, Africa, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt welcomed their daughter Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt. No further information is being given," Pitt Publicist Cindy Guagenti said in a statement.
Further details are also shaky as to what was meant by the phrase "welcomed". Did the baby pop up to be greeted by a firm handshake? Did representatives from the United Nations greet the infant in the 49 commonly agreed languages?

Or did they just give her a quick kiss and send her off to the nanny looking after the recently arrived children of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale, Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck or Geri Halliwell and some guy who should have known better?

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