Critical design flaw discovered in MacBook Air

NEW YORK TIMES - Apple experts around the world were stunned today to already discover a fatal design flaw with the newly announced MacBook Air.

The excitement was palpable as Apple today introduced the world’s thinnest notebook: MacBook Air. It measures an unprecedented 0.16 inches at its thinnest point while its maximum height of 0.76 inches is less than the thinnest point on competing notebooks.

"The specs all look good," said one leading expert who refused to be named, "but every screen permanently shows a reflection of Steve Jobs on it. Look at the photo for Christ's sake! I mean, I like the guy, but there's a limit."

Apple CEO Steve Jobs was not available for comment. We did send an email, but if he's using his new MacBook Air we imagine he is being distracted by his reflection.